No Toast For You

We're having an online garage sale to flog off stuff that either

A: won't work with US power
B: we don't want to have to pack

It's all going quite well but now we don't have a toaster. Toasting bread under our grill should be an interesting experience as it only has two settings....on...and...off. The 'on' setting tends more towards incinerate than toast.

At least we don't have a smoke alarm...